JUSTIN BIEBER PERFORMS IN NIGERIA AND VISITS ME!!!

Yeah...he did

...in my dreams.

I don't usually include celebrities in my dreams, but this time i did...and it was JUSTIN BIEBER, one of my numerous teenage crushes.

In my dream, Justin Bieber came to perform in of the Lounges in my area (name withheld), and he revealed while performing that there is someone he is in love with. Hopelessly knowing that i wasn't the one, i turned my back to leave before my Dad would come in and ruin everything because of his daughter's safety, but then i heard my name. Thinking it was someone else, i started moving, but again i heard Justin Bieber shout out my name, mehn...my heart skipped a bit, i turned around and Justin Bieber embraced me, while breathlessly revealing his feelings for me...i can't forget the feel of his abs against my body, i almost suffocated while running out of breath (i don't know if i was actually running then).

After the performance, the haters admired, and the admirers hated, Justin Bieber escorted me home, (he commented on how cute my afro was and my black cheeks turned red), he also planned to tell my parents that he wanted to court me. Being the Nigerian babe i am, i thought of my Father's koboko on Justin Bieber's flawless buttocks, i smiled and cried inwardly in advance of his painful experience (not knowing there was more to it).

As soon as we got home, my Dad asked me where i was coming from while looking at Justin Bieber in a weird manner.

Excited, 

i told him about my ordeal, purposely omitting the part of Justin Bieber's embrace...i expected Dad to be like

...and my Mom and Siblings like

But all i saw was my Dad unveiling his hidden koboko...and before i could say say JA...,

the first lash of the koboko was landing on JB's precious booty, another was about to land on him when i played hero and blocked it, before i felt it on MY FACE???

I sprang up to life to my baby brother splashing water on my face, saying, V...., Mum needs you outside.

Agghhhh!!! What a relief...i thought i was going to get beaten to death,

But i almost hit my brother for waking me, when i remembered that he saved me from my Dad's lashes.

As a Teenager, we sure have so many ups and downs, and when we say THIS to our Parents, Relatives, and other Adults, they're like...we went through WORSE THAN THAT in our days.

I just wish there was this Erasing Past Memory Elixir/Drug, it would be so popular, bestselling and famous.

Anyways, Justin Bieber doesn't even know I exist, so there is nothing to be excited about, but i won't lose hope of meeting him for real one day.

Till then,

Kizzies and Love,

Naptural Teenager